The Ubudese live a life of ease
you rarely see their Bali knees
Soloans sweet as honey bees
but ditto with their Java Knees
Folks are playful, kind and squeezy,
(Particularly those in Sulawesi).
Frank Sumatrans do it their way
Orangutans have awful hair days.
But my fellow pale faced friends
If fearful that your time will end
All palsy, spots, lumps or seizures
Then hump your swags to…Indonesia.
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Bill- time to come home!! The tropical sun is obviously getting to you! Either that or you’ve tried too much of a special mushroom or such like! 🥴🤣🙄😳😉😎
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I’m trying to save money by being deported Fran and am expecting the poetry police any second.
Oh Bill! Clearly too much time on your hands!! 🙂
Kristen’s back tomorrow thank goodness and my balance might come back too ?
Such cowardly lines I have to say
Like the first Noel on Christmas Day
Fill my heart with deep emotion
Though twixt us lies a fathomless ocean
For certain dear shepherd in fields where you lay
Scribbling increasingly odd verses and gold out of hay
We send metaphorical Curate’s eggs
(See Poultry And Gamekeepers Act 1925, with Regs)