The Ubudese live a life of ease
you rarely see their Bali knees
Soloans sweet as honey bees
but ditto with their Java Knees
Folks are playful, kind and squeezy,
(Particularly those in Sulawesi).
Frank Sumatrans do it their way
Orangutans have awful hair days.
But my fellow pale faced friends
If fearful that your time will end
All palsy, spots, lumps or seizures
Then hump your swags to…Indonesia.